pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

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dark64boom:

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is that we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms and in the most convenient definitions…. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain. And an athlete. And a basket case. A princess. And a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.”

I fucking love this movie so much. 

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What do I have to do to make you realize that we would be perfect? Do I have to go away and pretend like I forgot about us and let you miss me first? Does someone have to come between us? Why can’t I be good enough for you?

But to be honest, it would kill me to see you with someone else…



itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

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officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

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tyleroakley:

troyestakingover:

I tried. 

And succeeded. Get into it.

tyleroakley:

troyestakingover:

I tried. 

And succeeded. Get into it.


dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

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